Funny Stories (英语笑话 - 儿童)

[火凤凰]

Dead Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you
up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

[火凤凰]

Sick In Church

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill.
"Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl.
"No." replied Mom.
"I think I'm gonna throw up."
"Well go out the front door, walk around the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
A few moments later the girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" asked Mom.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way around the church, throw up and be back here so soon?"
"I didn't even have to go outside. They have a box right by the front door that says 'for the sick'."

[火凤凰]

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting
with his mother in a doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"